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We at FBS believe that offensive coordinator Bryan Stinespring bears the largest share of the blame for years of sub-par output from some of the most talented players ever to set foot on Worsham Field. We believe the main objective of the VT football program - a national championship - will escape us as long as Stinespring is making the calls. We therefore advocate the improvement of our football program through the replacement of our offensive coordinator.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Bryan Stinespring: A Hollywood Examination

If you are a regular to the blog, then you no doubt read my earlier post regarding Stiney's language in denying any "incentive" HCFB had given him to improve. I thought the post would be entertaining and light, and some of our regulars might get a kick out of it. Then I read this in an article by Darryl Slater:


The game was over, and so was the misery of 0-2. After the band finished playing and Beamer finished sighing his relief, Stinespring approached Taylor in the media interview room. He grasped Taylor's hand, pulled him close and whispered into his ear: "I love you."

Are you f**king serious? We come back to win after trailing a Conference USA team, saving us from a 0-3 start, and quite possibly keeping Stiney's balls a safe distance from the bandsaw. After the game, Stiney embraces our starting QB, and professes his love for him. While I can appreciate some love between coaches and players, this just reads a little too much like a Hollywood storyline: After surviving a traumatic event, the main characters meet in an embrace and profess their love. Heres a good example:



Keanu: "I have to warn you... I've heard relationships based on intense experiences never work."
Sandra: "We'll have to base it on sex, then."

I don't know about Tyrod, but I sure feel like I'm getting f**ked.
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